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Nothing A Little Weenus Tugging Can’t Cure

I just read this interesting little tidbit of information and thought it might come in handy.

You know what a brain freeze is right? Like when you eat ice cream too fast or drink something real cold too quickly and it causes a really sharp stabbing pain in your head.. well there is a quick cure for that! This technique is supposed to make it disappear instantly.

Just grab your weenus and give it a quick firm tug.

Of course they also say that you can simply press your tongue up into the roof of your mouth to make the pain subside quickly.. but who wants to do something so simple when you can make good use of your weenus? Let’s face it, other than using it as a prop or to nudge someone… it really doesn’t see a lot of action.

So put those weeni to good use my friends! I know I’ll be tugging on mine.

  • HeartsDesire - February 25th, 2007 - 5:57 pm

    HAHAHA!!! I’ll remember that for next time when I have brain freeze.

    Look at that… just thinking about my weenus made me want to touch it. LOL!!

  • Groovy Lady - February 25th, 2007 - 6:11 pm

    I don’t know if it’s a nervous reaction or a bad habit I have developed or what.. but for some reason lately I have been rubbing my weenus a lot. The right one, never the left.

    I didn’t even realize I was doing it until one of my sons asked me if I was having weenus problems.

  • Ryan - February 26th, 2007 - 8:15 am

    Ok… I gave myself a brainfreeze and then pulled my weenus.

    I’m also at work right now.

    I’m wishing I had gone and read what a ‘weenus’ was first.

    I was a little confused. Not anymore.

  • Groovy Lady - February 26th, 2007 - 9:43 am

    LMAO… do you still have a job? Oh.. or is it that kind of job?? :mrgreen:

  • Gaida - February 27th, 2007 - 3:56 am

    Never heard it called a weenus before! I certainly give mine a work out.

  • CollectivelyCool - February 27th, 2007 - 4:04 pm

    You’re all a bunch of WEENUS pullers! LOL

  • Groovy Lady - February 27th, 2007 - 5:47 pm

    I am, I am.. I admit it.. I am definitely a weenus puller and fondler.

    I have no shame. :mrgreen:

  • Krystal - March 23rd, 2007 - 9:11 am

    The first time my son got a brain freeze he was like 2 1/2 or 3. He freaked out and cried this panic cry! I wish I would’ve known about weenus pulling then, maybe he would’ve been able to laugh it off a little! Anyway, you learn something new everyday! Glad I know now and hopefully, in that split second that the brain freeze is the worst, I will remember to pull my weenus!!! LOL

  • Groovy Lady - March 23rd, 2007 - 10:03 am

    I think everyone should tug on their weenus daily.. whether they have a brain freeze or not.

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