Meme From Hammer
Hammer, whose blog I absolutely love, invited everyone to do this meme, so here goes…
List four sentences you’ve never said before:
- This concrete sure is taking a long time to set up.
- Yummy, that semen sure was tasty.
- I can’t remember where I parked my Ferrari.
- Fuck me in the ass please.
List any number of song titles that describe how you’ve felt this week:
- Am I Stupid - Five Iron Frenzy
- Look Back & Laugh - Minor Threat
- Pretty Vacant - The Sex Pistols
- I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramones
Imagine you’re having the ideal perfect day. What four things would you be doing?
- Spending lots of someone else’s money in a huge bookstore.
- Hanging out online, but not checking any of my sites except this one.
- Reading a really good book.
- Taking a long, uninterrupted bubble bath.
Make up five creative names for a new rock band:
- Phallic Cymbals
- Grand Theft Virginity (GTV)
- Witch’s Titties & The Brass Brassieres
- All Day Sucker
- Big Anus & The Red Eyes
Congratulations! You get to go back in time and ensure that three songs were never written, thus sparing humanity from ever having to hear them. What three songs would get the axe?
- Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart
- Don’t Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
- Having My Baby - Paul Anka
If anyone else does this meme, let me know. I would love to see your answers. 
lol Yours weren’t bad. I’m still laughing over The things you have never said..lol and Witch’s Titties & The Brass Brassieres
I never would have thought of that one..lol
LMAO those were funny as hell and I have never said any of your sentences either!
It’s official, I have a blog crush on you! Oh and I’ll be needing a new laptop because I just spit my fucking drink all over my keyboard!
You have no idea how bad I needed that laugh, Thanks.
@ I Eat Snowmanpoop.. Thanks! The witch’s titties thing is something my dad used to say when it was cold out, lol.
“It’s colder than a witch’s titty in a brass brassiere.”
@ Hammer… Thanks! And I just bet you haven’t ever said those things before, lol. I’m sure wife is glad you haven’t ever said a couple of them before too.
@ tysgirl… Yay! Someone’s got a crush on me! Sugar I needed that remark as bad as you needed the laugh.
I’m not buying you a new laptop though.. so you can just forget about that now. I do think we both should get a certain kind of buzz though… preferably of the i variety that I just learned about on your blog.
OMG, I’ve said one of your 4 sentences!
@ Freebies Etc.. Sugar I know you well and know EXACTLY which sentence you’ve said before. And I’m sure you have probably said it more than once.
Excellent! I won’t comment on no. 1 and moving on… Books, I love books, I should have been a librarian or own a bookstore, then I could read all day long and recommend books. Escapism 24/7.
@ Helen.. Hey you! What was wrong with my first set of answers, lol.
I love reading too.. one of my favorite and only jobs lol, was as manager of a bookstore. It was great!
I think I could open a used bookstore now with all the books I have.. but I can’t stand the thought of getting rid of them.. I’m such a pack rat.
Great job with this post
I’ve never said ‘i like the taste of that semen’ either. Come to think of it, I doubt I ever will.
Good job on this meme. It looked like a fun one.
You are helarious! The things you have never said are too much!
#2 and 4 of things you have never said are my favorites!
I am so glad I found your blog…..it’s quickly becoming a fave!
@ Rick.. Thank you! And thanks for stopping by.
@ Michelle.. LOL, I’m pretty darn sure I won’t ever be saying it either.
The meme was a fun one to do! You should do it too, I would love to see your replies.
@ Queen of the Mayhem.. Thanks!
I kinda liked 2 and 4 myself, lol. I had a couple of others that were similar but I didn’t want people to think I had “issues” or a one track mind, lol.
I’m glad you found your way here too! I’ve been loitering around yours as well and enjoy it immensely.
Phallic Cymbals is a fantastic band name.
@ Diesel.. LOL, Thanks! And thanks for stopping by!
I just got back from yours.. very funny stuff! I love the name!
Your answers are hysterical! I love them. And, this IS my fav blog. Just thought I’d share!
@ Krystal.. Thanks! Feel free to share things like that as often as you like!
And here I took you for a swallower…silly me…
@ GS.. LOL! Silly you is right! Swallower I ain’t, nor will I ever be!
You need to share this list with a certain uptight teacher.
I always wanted to see a band called “Tuna Melt and the Posteriors”
That band would really stink.
@ Ched.. LOL! Yeah that band would stink for sure. You crack me up.
I’m thinking uptight teacher man might say 2 of the 4 things I haven’t, quite frequently.. The other two.. I dunno. He doesn’t strike me as a concrete pouring type of guy, nor are there any Ferrari’s parked in the school parking lot.
will complete this later when the kids are in bed but first finger painting.
@ Cathy.. LOL, I just love a person that knows how to prioritize like that!
I’ll be checking in to see your replies.. looking forward to reading them. Have fun with the finger paints!
I particularly liked the spending huge amounts of another’s money in a bookstore!!!!!!
@ chelle.. Wouldn’t that just be heaven? Ahh what a lovely dream.
thanks for the visit to my place. i’ve seen this a few times and may need to steal it. looks like fun.
phallic cymbals is an awesome name for a rock band
@ lime.. Hi there, thanks for coming by here too! I found your place through Cathy’s and must say you made me laugh several times while visiting.
Thanks for the compliment on the band name.. I’m starting to wonder if it could be a real band already.. I’m just not that creative as a general rule.
Dang…
Crazy thing is I’ve got the Romones in my truck now.
I was listening to I Wanna Be Sedated yesterday.
Grand Theft Virginity (GTV)? LOL That’s good.
@ Gunz… Ohh! We share the same taste in music! I was listening to it too the other day and thought damn.. I want to be sedated too. I think that’s why it was fresh on my mind.
GTV/Grand Theft Virginity was my oldest son’s idea really.. he mentioned it a while back saying that it would be a good band name. I stole it from him, LOL.
It ain’t that bad… if you feed him pineapple, it will taste sweet…. Damn it! I said I would not comment on that… doh!
LMAO! Helen!! Oh hell girl you just my last drink of coffee come up my nose.
Is that true by the way?