They say dog is man’s best friend. True indeed! They not only provide companionship, but there are health benefits as well. They keep you physically fit, they have proven to lower your blood pressure and cholesterol levels and they are very therapeutic for recovering patients. Dogs offer unconditonal love and affection.

Can you offer the same?

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This was obviously written by one groovy lady, unfortunately I can’t take credit for this one.

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won’t latch. It doesn’t matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern “seat covers” (invented by someone’s Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn’t - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume “The Stance.” In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You’d love to sit down, but you certainly hadn’t taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold “The Stance.”

To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser.  …read more

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• Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
• One of life’s mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
• My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
• The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
• The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else does.
• The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
• Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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The Joys Of Womanhood
http://www.groovylady.com/2007/01/the-joys-of-womanhood/
Posted by Qweeni on January 22nd, 2007 in Laughing Matters


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You may have all seen this before. It has certainly made its rounds via email, but it never fails to make me laugh when I read it…

This is a heads up to those friends who haven’t experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It’s happening every day.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else’s thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.

Then, just when my guard was down  …read more

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