He’s A Whore
I am so darn disappointed I can’t stand it. Look at some of the searches that have taken place to get here…
I really thought limpy would have known my URL by now…
13 Groovy Comments Dante’s Inferno
High School English Project
My son is Porter in the red shoes, talking & walking through the “forest”. He is playing the role (lol, if you can call it that) of Dante…
Happy Easter.. Whoops! A Day Late
Happy Easter everyone. I hope you all had a egg-cellent day! Good grief I’m corny.
My kids, of course looked damn spectacular because they are spectacular looking children (can you tell I’m the mom?). Pfft well they are dagnabbit. That’s my word for the day because it rhymes with rabbit and well you know.. Easter and all.
Okay, got a question for those of you poor folks who haven’t given completely up on me posting here and still come around some to see if my leaden fingers gained any agility and actually typed something. I asked this same question of my kiddos yesterday and was just really shocked by the variety of answers I got from them and their budros…
In your mind when you think of the Easter Bunny, what do you picture him/her/it to look like?
Personally, I have always visualized a “mascot” looking bunny type dude, which let me tell you COMPLETELY traumatized by 7 year old. Geez, I think I caused the child to picture something out of “Night of the Lepus” which imdb describes as “Giant mutant rabbits terrorize the southwest!!” They only showed the HUGE & BIG, killer lepus/rabbits as shadows because it was made back before special effects became a requirement of the movie world.
Anywhoo… here is what my crew pictures…
16 year old son: Bunny from Donnie Darko (he is such a freak)
15 year old son: He also pictures a “mascot” looking bunny dude but he thinks he is pink with a blue belly. 
7 year old daughter: A cartoon bunny of course! He’s white with a big pink nose and huge floppy ears. He wears a blue bow tie with purple polka dots and is otherwise naked. He also carries a huge basket full of yellow, pink and blue eggs. Oh! And he is not a smoker.. no idea where that came from but whatever, it was important for her to know that I knew that or something.
Various others: Trix cereal rabbit, a little gray bunny, a real looking white bunny with one brown ear and a brown spot over one eye, Bugs Bunny, Jessica Rabbit, Chucky with real long ears (you know the killer doll) that one obviously came from a friend of the 16 year old visualizing the Donnie Darko rabbit, etc.
So what does the Easter Bunny look like in your mind?
While you are pondering that here is a little comedy for you from Robin Williams. There was no way I was going to use Jefferson Airplane’s White Rabbit for fear I would puke.. so this is as close as I could get to a “theme” song.
Robin Williams does an “Elmer Fudd singing a song” parody of Bruce Springsteen.. Elmer Fudd was always after Bugs Bunny.. ya know what I mean? “Spring”steen, Easter marks the beginning of Spring kinda… Easter.. bunny… get it? Okay, it’s a stretch I grant you that but it works for me and doesn’t make me want to puke. 
I’ve Missed So Much…
Obviously, I have been away for quite awhile now, lol.. or did you not notice? I know some of you did because you have sent me lots of really nice messages via comments on the latest posts and many via the contact form on the site. You all are so nice and I feel bad that I haven’t posted something sooner.
First off, and I suppose you can tell if you are reading this, I am indeed alive and kicking. When I first quit posting it was mainly because of two things, both of which had to do with real life intervening..
My grandmother became seriously ill, bed ridden and subsequently passed away. My mother had moved her into her house and needed all the help she could get, so I tried to step in where I could. During that time, it became quite obvious that I had a “stalker” issue going on that had me completely freaked out. It seemed my “sicko” cyber acquaintance was using the info I posted on here and by lurking at some of my other sites, to keep up with everything going on in mine and my children’s lives. It would have freaked me out enough if I was flying solo here, but when my children started being mentioned.. well.. hmmm.. I think you all can imagine how that affected me.
Other than the above, my kids have kept me jumping while out of school for summer vacation, we are selling our beach house which has required WAY too many trips to the beach over the last two months, honest to God, if I never see sand again as long as I live I will be one happy little buckaroo! Meanwhile, my oldest son got his driver’s license (yay him!!) and now I’m trying to teach him how to drive a manual transmission car (5 speed).. and let me just go ahead and say HOLY SHIT!!! I’ll tell you more about our attempts with that at another time.
You know, I just realized I summed up the past 2 months of my life in two paragraphs, lol.. damn that’s sad! Oh well whatever. I did realize while I was away however, how very time consuming it is to blog.. if you want to do it right that is, which of course I do, but simply don’t have the time to. So this is my revised attempt at fitting it into my life without it affecting other/previous obligations.. and hopefully without any sicko bastards lurking around this time. 
Okie dokie, I think that is about enough for now.. other than this…
I want to wish a lifetime of happiness and best wishes to two of my blogging buddies that got married while I have been away.. Michelle and Ryan. Of course, they didn’t marry each other, they each married their significant other and I just couldn’t possibly be happier for them. So this song is for the 4 of you.. “Ryan and Girlfriend Wife” and “Michelle and Montreal Photographer”. I want ya’ll to play it and dance with your new spouses.. to make me happy.
By the way, if anyone knows how I can find Michelle, I would appreciate the directions, lol.. it seems Once Upon A Time, her former blog is gone. Thanks!
